Ouch! That really hurt! It’s not fair this always happens to me. Stop laughing… I mean it… just stop laughing . Look if you don’t stop laughing I’m going to make you disappear. You know why? because your nothing, your nothing without me. Because I’am a princess. All I have to do is click my magic fingers and you won’t be laughing then. No, no it’s ok. I can manage thank you. It’s just these silly dresses you keep buying me. They’re too small and I keep tripping up on them. And…. I’m up. There. Told you I didn’t need your help. You may now smile. Yeah I know I’m pretty, so pretty. The prettiest princess in the land. Ok you can stop smiling now… seriously its getting creepy.
Oh…who are you? WHO DARES DISTURB MY KINGDOM?! Bow before your princess… It’s very rude you know to ignore a princess. Hey?! Are you copying me? Stop it. Stop it… How immature. Well… how sweet, look at you trying to be a princess. Except you’ll never be a princess. Your fat… and princess’s are never fat. They’d squish they’re prince charming’s. Perhaps you could go for one of Snow White’s dwarfs. There are seven of them… plus your about the right height. I hear Dopey is pretty desperate. Haha Dopey and Plumpy… how cute. Hey!! you’ve got pink legs! Why have you got pink legs? Only princess’s are allowed to have pink legs. I’ll have you know, pink is a privilege and one you haven’t earned so come on… hand them over…I mean it. Fine. I’ll do it. (Takes off pink tights) And to make sure you never try being a princess again… (Rips up the tights) Good luck with Dopey.
Are you guys still smiling? Hello? I am ready for bed now!
I don’t think I’m a princess anymore.